Mommmmmyyyyy i think you left my door WAY too open.
Oh, what happens if I leave it too open?
The monsters can get in.
Oh, well should I shut it tight?
No
Why not?
Then the ALL the flies bother me.
Oh.
This conversation made me laugh tonight as I remember giving very explicit instructions to my parents on exactly how open my door could be at night. Not too tight not too open. If it wasn't just right I couldn't sleep. Guess it's genetic.